好想告诉我的她,♥

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

If nothing last forever...can I be your nothing?

If you want to get the job -- you must do these things!

[1] See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

[2] Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say: "Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that."

[3] Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: "The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?"

[4] After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, "Of course I was totally hammered at the time."

[5] Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

[6] Claim you wouldn't even need a sit-in job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for "2000 Flushes."
[7] Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.

[8] Ask if it's okay that you sit on the floor.

[9] Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving.

[10] Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

♥ 12:20:00 AM

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